Things that tickle my fancy.
Some original.
Others not.

Allow me to rub you the wrong way.

(Source: serexdipity)

(Source: percevoir)

  • Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  • Therapist: Why?
  • Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  • Therapist: And?
  • Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  • Therapist: Touche

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever.

—(via cyberunfamous)

(Source: feellng)

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(Source: combusken)

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

—anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

18-death*

Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.

He’s not a bad guy. He’s just not a particularly great one.

—Keeper