Things that tickle my fancy.
Some original.
Others not.

Allow me to rub you the wrong way.

In the future, in America, the month of November will be a 30 day holiday called Christoween, which is exactly what it sounds like, and has Turkey Day in the middle.

Uh oh

I accidentally use my Juror Summons Badge as a surface to break up weed on.

I’m afraid I’ll never finish college. I’m afraid I’ll finish college with student loans I can never pay back. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree and won’t be able to find a job in that field. I’m afraid I’ll get a degree, get the job I dreamed of, and hate it.

—A Mental Illness Happy Hour listener whose list of fears matches mine four for four. Glad I’m not the only one. (via mukoros)

(Source: insensiblenothingness)

jennaraaawrxoxx:

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

I brought this up to my mom recently and my brother overheard and he was like “NO, WOMEN ARE FUCKING PSYCHOS” and I kind of just looked at my mom like point proven.

(Source: dunspoopy)

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

(Source: freeindie)

conclvsions:

swillmerchants:

listenly:

cactuseeds:

this is
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVING

click on it

yes those are light particles slowly drifting through the rays of sunlight

this is so beautiful

conclvsions:

swillmerchants:

listenly:

cactuseeds:

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

click on it

yes those are light particles slowly drifting through the rays of sunlight

this is so beautiful

(Source: aztec-jungle)

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin)