Things that tickle my fancy.
Some original.
Others not.

Allow me to rub you the wrong way.

GUYS THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

furbearingbrick:

ereriislife15:

I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.

If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.

If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

(Source: the-martyr-from-gloria)

My favorite thing about this photo is that that two were strangers.No. Really. He was excited to be home, and grabbed the first nurse he saw (he had been carted for by nurses overseas and they were comforting to him), and planted one on her. They went their separate ways and lead interesting lives, never knowing one another’s name.And she got it. She knew he was happy to be home. Hell,  she was happy this strange soldier was home too, and didn’t file any charges.

My favorite thing about this photo is that that two were strangers.

No. Really. He was excited to be home, and grabbed the first nurse he saw (he had been carted for by nurses overseas and they were comforting to him), and planted one on her. They went their separate ways and lead interesting lives, never knowing one another’s name.

And she got it. She knew he was happy to be home. Hell, she was happy this strange soldier was home too, and didn’t file any charges.

lordessalicia:

So, this is happening….

Nothing says “my childhood” like a Sims/Top-Gun-Soundtrack crossover.

  • Did you leave a note on my car?
  • I did. I'm glad you got it. Put it in your wallet. It'll bring you good luck.
  • Really now?
  • Yeah. Last guy I gave a favor to, he put it in his wallet, and the next day, at court for his third DUI, the cop got into a near fatal car accident on the way there.
  • What?
  • It's kind of fucked up luck.

Calling all Aces!

deadsexyasexuals:

Have you got some dead sexy pics you’re willing to share? Or maybe just a selfie you’re particularly proud of?

Submit it!

I’d love to show the world that it’s not just me :-)

I do ask that submissions are SFW, as strange bits just aren’t my thing.

So whether you’re Asexual, Demisexual, or Graysexual, I’d love to see you at your sexiest!

Check a new blog of mine.

deadsexyasexuals.tumblr.com

I’d love some submissions!

When you accidentally post to your Sims blog, a post intended for your porn blog.

alicexz:

So when I was selling in Artist Alley this weekend, these Tangled cosplayers came by my table so I gave them my Rapunzel/Flynn print AND THEN THEY DID THIS FOR ME OH MY GOD I CRIED

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes)

50flightsofstrong:

Red who the fuck let you out of litchfield

(Source: geesehater)

The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.

—Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(Source: vicebot)