Things that tickle my fancy.
Some original.
Others not.

Allow me to rub you the wrong way.

Intimacy is not who you let touch you. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.

He’s not a bad guy. He’s just not a particularly great one.

—Keeper

Nick Rich - Used To Be ft. Shayne Austin

(Source: youtube.com)

babygoatsandfriends:

German shepherd loves baby pygmy goat 

Via (x)

"It’s a little strange, but I’m pretty sure it’s my baby. Look at my baby ^_^"

m-ignon:

Hello how do you get cute boys to fall in love with you?

You must first fall in love with your cute self.

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

A FUCKING MEN

book-cat:

senseidanny:

sorryjustthinkingoutloud:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

condomdepot:

dimensao7:

Origami condom adds pleasure to safe sex

We personally can not wait until Origami condoms become available in the market.  :)

WHAT A TIME WE LIVE IN

Unf~

hermione + text posts

Perfect post is perfect.

(Source: ohgryffindors)

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

It’s called an adaptation. The movie would be boring as shit with an incredibly narrow audience if it were just like the book.

Also, there were at least two different types of planes in the book.

Gtfover it.
It’s an adaptation.

I can’t wait to see it.

(Source: rose-vest)